BEDBUGS: A Tale of Strange Bedfellows

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AUTHOR: Wendell Korrmann
GENRE: Kindle Single
PUBLISHED: Jan 06, 2012

HUMOR! SPECIAL DISCOUNT PRICE: JUST $.99 /DIGITAL KINDLE SINGLE

"ORIGINAL AND HUMOROUS AT A TERRIFIC PRICE! WHO KNEW BEDBUGS WERE SUCH SEXUAL CREATURES! THE ABSURD LOGIC OF THE BEDBUGS' CONVERSATIONS AS THEY EXPLORE AND SCAMPER OVER THE NAKED BODIES OF THE SLEEPING HUMANS IS BOTH CREEPY AND YET, AT TIMES, HYSTERICALLY FUNNY.  YES, THEY DO TALK A TAD STRANGELY, BUT THEY ARE BLOOD-SUCKING BUGS, AFTER ALL.  AND, OH, THE PLACES THEY GO! THESE BEDBUGS LEAVE NO AREA OF THE HUMAN BODY UNTOUCHED AND YOU CAN'T HELP SQUIRMING A LITTLE AS YOU READ! PLUS, THE TWIST ON THE BEDBUG NAMES: CRUDE AND VERY FUNNY!"

YOU'VE NEVER READ ANYTHING QUITE LIKE THIS BEFORE! Here’s an unusual fictional tale for ninety-nine cents that's very strange and, at times, very, very funny! This Kindle Single is a completely different take on the recent resurgence of a household scourge that has been in the news: BEDBUGS! The short creative and racy tale’s humorous slant treats the issue of the cohabitation of these insects and humans from both sides, even as they carry on their daily social and sexual lives, each side threatening the other’s very existence. To allow the reader to gain a complete perspective of this cohabitation, the unique chapter structure of the tale alternates between the viewpoint of the humans, Marnie and Bob, and the bedbugs, FAHH and UKK.

NOTE: Though accurately portrayed with humorous overtones, the sex life of bedbugs, called traumatic insemination, is one of the most violent found in the insect kingdom and is graphically illustrated in this fictional tale!